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Chad: Witchcraft Affair at the Presidency
Illustration Photo: Marshal President Mahamat Déby ItnoBy: Joe the Mutant – Charilogone Editorial Team
Let’s have a laugh, even if it’s deadly! Informal and mystical management of the State.
Witnesses will tell you that President Ngarta Tombalbaye consulted the opinions of his Haitian friends to know his destiny.
Some will tell you that the Chadian National Orchestra sang a refrain like: “I know, I know very well that my death will be like that of a rooster.”
Voodoo is apparently a syncretism, but still, he ended up assassinated and thrown in Faya, in a cave next to the airstrip.
Hissein Habré, a man in a grand white boubou, favored Malian maraboutic expertise.
The Malian expert of the beyond had said he would never live in his pink palace under construction, but that an Idriss would replace him.
A certain Idriss Miskine, Minister of Foreign Affairs, paid the price.
Long after, a certain Idriss Déby Itno replaced him at the cost of an epic battle.
Then came the turn of Idriss Déby Itno with Senegalese, Nigerian, Malian, and Beninese marabouts from Ouidah.
Precise prophecy: “A Mahamat will replace you.”
I don’t know the exact number of Mahamats who were persecuted in Chad, but at least one had trouble with Itno: Mahamat Nour Abdelkérim, a soldier who entered in 2006 with his FUC elements after rallying to power.
Mahamat Idriss Déby Itno showed up with this spectacular takeover.
Under Marshal Mahamat Déby Itno, there is a parade of marabouts at the Kempinski and Hilton hotels, housed, fed, and generously paid at the taxpayer’s expense.
The MPS is full of advisers for maraboutic affairs.
Senegalese experts, thanks to his aunt Raymonde Habré, have a strong foothold.
Already, the outfits and costumes worn by our head of state are a mix of Yoruba style, with rich bazin fabric sewn mainly in Dakar, under the wise advice of his marabouts.
For 5 years that Kaka has been in power, what haven’t we heard in terms of advice from the beyond!
One moment, it’s a Mahamat who will replace him; another moment, it’s an Ousmane.
Curiously, we know two Ousmanes who must be close to our enlightened guide: one, a brother‑in‑law, was propelled to Director of Customs, and the other, our incorruptible Ousmane Djougourou, president of the AILC, who does more posing as president than arresting our zakawa embezzlers of public funds, never worried about their management.
Proof: Béguéra with 13.8 billion of our francs freshly taken out of the country.
The story is quite funny because our fortune‑tellers of the beyond told the master that it would now be a southerner who would replace him—this time a southerner but without a known surname!
Masra, that’s possible, but Succès on top of that… imagine.
Expulsion of French soldiers and instruction to the MPS: “Cook me up a plan to eliminate Masra.”
The Mandekao affair is ready‑made, and the rest is known.
We thought the marabouts would give us a break. Well, not at all!
“Strip Makaila Nguébla and Charfadine of their Chadian nationality… and who else?”
Our ECOWAS marabouts whisper in the president’s ear:
“It will be a southerner who replaces you, the predictions are clear.”
It’s now the turn of southerners, still without surnames.
Firm decision: attack the only rebellion that refuses to lay down arms, burn women and children, granaries and churches until total victory.
Korbol, in Moyen‑Chari, has received its dose, as you can see…
Apparently, the good Lord has not revealed the name of the southerner who will replace Kaka!
Meanwhile, our marabouts are lining their pockets:
Who will bring the armored embroidered clothes to the head of state?
Who will bring a potion to protect our head of state, who was advised never to wear a suit again before the end of his first term?
Thus, at random and subjectively, are the affairs at the top of the State managed, in a bubbling and impulsive manner.
Kaka reads no report normally transmitted by his collaborators and does not bother with informed discussions before making decisions meant to improve the well‑being of Chadians.
You southerners whose names begin or end with Ngar, Mbaï, or Bol like Korbol, you will feel the heat!
No one replaces MIDI, not even in a dream…
Meanwhile, airlines are full of Senegalese, Malians, Beninese, all at the expense of the Chadian taxpayer.
Poor us, it feels like the story of Moses and the Pharaoh in the Holy Scriptures…
What have we done to the Good Lord to deserve such a leader?
By: Joe the Mutant – Charilogone Editorial Team
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